The Perfect Husband

Got this e-mail from a friend quite sometime ago and found it rather hillarious after reading it. So thought of sharing it with you all today. Happy laughing!! ^_^

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, …Go Ahead….If you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$60,000″
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing….the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: “ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS PHONE BELONGS TO?”

6 Comments

  1. Posted 18th November 2004 at 10:58 pm | Permalink

    haha! that’s so mean! i guess the lesson is not to leave your cell phone anywhere. ;)

  2. gRaCey
    Posted 19th November 2004 at 7:49 am | Permalink

    heheee.. at least it meant that the woman got wat she wanted!! :) *grinz*

  3. Posted 19th November 2004 at 3:38 pm | Permalink

    Oh lovely!!!! How beautiful you are! i’m a little revamping everything so sorry if i still don’t have links and such but be sure you’re always my loved michelle and momooooooooooo!!!!! see ya soon

  4. Posted 20th November 2004 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    I love it!

  5. Posted 20th November 2004 at 11:55 am | Permalink

    Thanks for dropping by my site and signing the guestbook. I really like your layout as well. I am especially in love with your stats script at the bottom of your right hand side. Very interesting. Must be a Wordpress Script. :) I am adding you to my Blogroll so I can return.

  6. Posted 21st November 2004 at 3:37 am | Permalink

    LMAO!! There’s going to one unhappy husband!

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