Received the following from a lady in my office. I think it’s pretty hillarious!!
Why females should avoid girls night out after they are married. :up: :up: :up:
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls”.
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise.”
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3:00 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him “midnight”. He didn’t seem upset at all.
Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, “Oh shit”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
michelle email me and tell me where
Just keep your fingers crossed!
Meis